Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Fuck Yeah - Rangers!

Rangers smoke SC Bern Bears like Travis Henry smokes pot, bangs 15 year olds in Buffalo bathrooms , sells cocaine.

I'm just happy we finally won something. Tomorrow we'll battle Metallurg Magnitogorsk, the European chamption, for the Victoria cup, which i thought was the Queen Mothers Bra size but is apparently a scheduled playoff between European and NHL teams. Winning the Victoria Cup is like climaxing from a vague, borderline drunk/consensual sexual escapade, complete with an absurdly small settlement

But hey, its hockey right

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