Open Letter to the NHL:
DearMr. Bettman Commisioner Cuntwag
Let's lay all our bets on the table shall we. That means you too Mr. Donaghy. (and don't think I'm not onto you Kerri Fraser).
I'm a 25 year old scraping by on dick money in New York. As a Mets fan and a Jets fan, I don't have much to look forward too. So when I blow a good chunck of my salary on half a years worth of Ranger tickets, and the guy I'm splitting them with gets Graves night, I would like to attend the season opener. However, this year I can't because you're doing it in fucking Prague.
As a fan, I spent time researching a trip to Prague, forgetting that because of priorly stated employment I can't leave the country for four days without losing more of my piddling salary. I understand about trying to expand the NHL's popularity, but this isn't fucking Mystery, Alaska. Russel Crowe isn't going to come and bring hockey to Cinemax 27 because you dragged one of the league's premier franchises to Guam for a regular season game. Even in that movie, the game was an EXHIBITION. Jesus Christ Gary, use some common sense. I see the bitch in you, and its ruining the great sport of hockey.
Dear
Let's lay all our bets on the table shall we. That means you too Mr. Donaghy. (and don't think I'm not onto you Kerri Fraser).
I'm a 25 year old scraping by on dick money in New York. As a Mets fan and a Jets fan, I don't have much to look forward too. So when I blow a good chunck of my salary on half a years worth of Ranger tickets, and the guy I'm splitting them with gets Graves night, I would like to attend the season opener. However, this year I can't because you're doing it in fucking Prague.
As a fan, I spent time researching a trip to Prague, forgetting that because of priorly stated employment I can't leave the country for four days without losing more of my piddling salary. I understand about trying to expand the NHL's popularity, but this isn't fucking Mystery, Alaska. Russel Crowe isn't going to come and bring hockey to Cinemax 27 because you dragged one of the league's premier franchises to Guam for a regular season game. Even in that movie, the game was an EXHIBITION. Jesus Christ Gary, use some common sense. I see the bitch in you, and its ruining the great sport of hockey.
Sincerely,
FD
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